10:00 a.m. - 2004-05-28
What do you think?
For those of you not in the know, here is what being Merovingian means.
Now you too can pillage, plunder, and hang with popes. Being Merovingian royalty means never attending "Anger Management" classes, never studying, and never worrying about paying the bills-- that's what the serfs are for! Since the Merovingians were often known as "The Long-Haired Kings," you'll also save lots of money at the barber, but without becoming some worthless hippie.
Best of all: no more forks!
And another amusing misdirection for this new Royalty.